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She is here, She is warm, She is here to pleasure you, And wants you to turn her on to keep you happy

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5:59 pm
07/16/2009


AdorableNirvash

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She is your playstation three, And everytime you awake, She greets you, While you are frestruated in midcombat of a game, She greets and comforts you with this sound.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..zTrYk0VWu0


And yet not one of you is respecting your PS3 by taking it on walks with you, putting a ring on its finger, or even sharing a bed with it, And yet it stays there, day and night, working hard to keep you happy. even in the freezeing cold or burning summer.


You should be ashamed of yourself.


..But at the same time.

She likes the abuse, craves it, And wants more of it, Because she can take it, And it makes her feel good on the off chance youll hit her when she doesnt do what she is told and beeps three times then powers down.


Accept it, Shes your love, your hate, your lust, your anger, And your envy.


All in one black box of chaos.

6:00 pm
07/16/2009


AdorableNirvash

Bronze User

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Wow. Typo`d the main title of the thread. Wonderful.

10:02 pm
07/16/2009


Ratchet525

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A real trophy whore loves that noise Wink.

I spend all my money on Cheetos.

10:02 pm
07/16/2009


Ratchet525

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By the way, the xbox one sounds like crap Teasing

I spend all my money on Cheetos.

6:25 am
07/17/2009


Yong-neW_EM-SWagG

Gold User

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haha

bLAME iT ON THE BLACK MAN rUSSIA GAY they aLL gOT aids they AlL got It from BUTT SEX

6:29 am
07/17/2009


Bdamac

Gold User

calgary

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Ratchet525 said:

By the way, the xbox one sounds like crap Teasing


Laugh

you say your the best but when a real challenge appears your laid to rest now you see your no contest By Bdamac

6:32 am
07/17/2009


Yong-neW_EM-SWagG

Gold User

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that pleasure me i would pleasure a cow or pig then play a x-box or hear there trophie crap


bLAME iT ON THE BLACK MAN rUSSIA GAY they aLL gOT aids they AlL got It from BUTT SEX

11:02 am
07/17/2009


Ps3 Freak

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Merseyside, UK

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assassinghost said:

that pleasure me i would pleasure a cow or pig then play a x-box or hear there trophie crap



ok... bit weird

"The Weird Just became True" -Ratchet525 …Is Gay ~~~~~Psn:One1Shot1OneKill~~~~~

8:13 pm
07/17/2009


Nodanod

Gold User

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lol, it annoys me sometimes when i miss the sound... i'm no trophy whore, i was just waiting for it on something like KZ2 nd get  blown the **** out of when i got the trophyWink

the worst was when i missed my 1st platinum - uncharted, was waiting for it 2 pop up, Smilelol, that sounds reeeeeli sadTeasing

PSN ID:Nodanod :P CLARET N BLUE, THRU N THRU, COME ON U IRONS [WHU]

11:28 pm
07/17/2009


Bdamac

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calgary

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Nodanod said:

lol, it annoys me sometimes when i miss the sound… i'm no trophy whore, i was just waiting for it on something like KZ2 nd get  blown the **** out of when i got the trophyWink

the worst was when i missed my 1st platinum – uncharted, was waiting for it 2 pop up, Smilelol, that sounds reeeeeli sadTeasing


that not cool 

you say your the best but when a real challenge appears your laid to rest now you see your no contest By Bdamac

11:42 pm
07/17/2009


Ratchet525

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lol I was replaying this like 50 times Laugh

I spend all my money on Cheetos.

12:34 am
07/19/2009


gamerben

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gamerben

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its a good little poem at the top

The only job you can start at the top is digging a hole

1:09 am
07/19/2009


Yong-neW_EM-SWagG

Gold User

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 my theme song

i going to get marred an thats what going 2 playLaughLaughLaugh again an again

bLAME iT ON THE BLACK MAN rUSSIA GAY they aLL gOT aids they AlL got It from BUTT SEX

1:32 am
07/19/2009


Ratchet525

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lol okay <.<

I spend all my money on Cheetos.

4:56 am
07/19/2009


Yong-neW_EM-SWagG

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yes yes i want that ringtone that would b so cool i get a text an u hear that that would b cool

bLAME iT ON THE BLACK MAN rUSSIA GAY they aLL gOT aids they AlL got It from BUTT SEX

9:28 pm
07/23/2009


monkeymoobs

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Wiltshire England UK

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what an unusual but kinda coll poem off topic this year i have got 6 people to convert to the ps3

Into the Boat!!! – Arnold Schwarzenegger

10:54 pm
07/23/2009


XeroTheGreat

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My House

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Lol, my PS3 may greet me in the morning (It is close to my bed), but the most I'm gunna do for mine is get the dust out of the bugger.

Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce

3:16 am
07/24/2009


Bdamac

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calgary

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when im mad your there when im happy your there you show me theirs ways take my anger out on someone with a type 100 gun in cod waw, i infiltrate the enemy base and kill the target second before time run out on killzone 2, let me take on the gods as kratos  and blow shit up as a cute sack boy theres no other like you ps3 

you say your the best but when a real challenge appears your laid to rest now you see your no contest By Bdamac

1:19 pm
07/26/2009


gamerben

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gamerben

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this is about gaming in general and is not mine

I play video games you see,
I can't afford the PS3,
So I wait for the Nintendo Wii,
Might even get a three-sixty.

All the Zelda versions I've played and beaten,
When I play, it's days before I've eaten,
Goombas and Koopas, Mushrooms and Flowers,
Haunting my dreams wishing I had those powers.

Nintendo has been always for me,
In a few months I will have a Wii,
Still can't afford the PS3,
Blu-ray discs just aren't for me.

PC games had me hook for years,
Now the games bring my box to tears,
Console or upgrade are my choices,
“What to do?” heard from many voices.

Still can't afford the PS3,
Selling drugs isn't for me,
Just so I can buy the PS3,
Jail time and morals prevent me

The only job you can start at the top is digging a hole

3:41 pm
07/26/2009


Ps3 Freak

Gold User

Merseyside, UK

posts 989

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gamerben said:

this is about gaming in general and is not mine

I play video games you see,
I can't afford the PS3,
So I wait for the Nintendo Wii,
Might even get a three-sixty.

All the Zelda versions I've played and beaten,
When I play, it's days before I've eaten,
Goombas and Koopas, Mushrooms and Flowers,
Haunting my dreams wishing I had those powers.

Nintendo has been always for me,
In a few months I will have a Wii,
Still can't afford the PS3,
Blu-ray discs just aren't for me.

PC games had me hook for years,
Now the games bring my box to tears,
Console or upgrade are my choices,
“What to do?” heard from many voices.

Still can't afford the PS3,
Selling drugs isn't for me,
Just so I can buy the PS3,
Jail time and morals prevent me


Bravo !! Bravo !! Encore !!!

“The Weird Just became True” -Ratchet525 …Is Gay ~~~~~Psn:One1Shot1OneKill~~~~~

 
 

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