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1:44 am
09/13/2010
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RKF95
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So maybe this is a good idea or maybe u guys r gonna bash me 4 a “stupid” idea but whatever im gonna try it anyway.
Im gonna give the first line n then some1 contine, n then the next person and so on. Max 2 sentences
I was playing my ps3 when…
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Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they steal the green cards
(PSN- RKF95_)
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2:26 am
09/13/2010
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I773D33MABL3
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…I realised it was Tuesday morning and I'd sat down for a “quick game” on Thursday evening…
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If I have learned anything from my time working in the service industry it’s that for quite a few people, the basic theories behind the use of a toilet are absolute mysteries…
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11:25 am
09/13/2010
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mason1182
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Having had no real sustinence during this time i phoned for a meat feast dominos pizza and a 2 litre bottle of coke.
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Of all the things I’ve lost i miss my mind the most : Mark Twain
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1:55 pm
09/13/2010
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Antony19
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Then while i was playing the ps3 broke
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5:25 pm
09/13/2010
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bubblefish67
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The universe outside my bedroom inploded
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5:48 pm
09/13/2010
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Gashead-64
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So, as I floated through darkness, I had a
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6:02 pm
09/13/2010
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Antony19
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6:51 pm
09/13/2010
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hemphcake
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an Xbox 360, but it had RROD!!! So I sat there thinking
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6:51 pm
09/13/2010
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I773D33MABL3
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Post edited 4:51 pm – 09/13/2010 by I773D33MABL3
…about my own death, but luckily my Domino's pizza gained sentience and spoke to me. It said…
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If I have learned anything from my time working in the service industry it’s that for quite a few people, the basic theories behind the use of a toilet are absolute mysteries…
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7:22 pm
09/13/2010
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One-Wnged_Angel
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…”Bite me.” As I had to do something, I…
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8:55 pm
09/13/2010
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parnakas
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Decided to take my trusty camel to get to the grocery store and bought…
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“Pull the pins,
Save your grace.
Mark these words,
On his grave.” ……………..
- The Mars Volta: Televators
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9:01 pm
09/13/2010
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Gashead-64
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a pineapple, as domino's forgot to put pineapple chunks on it.
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9:14 pm
09/13/2010
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mason1182
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After walking out of the store, pineapple in hand i was headbutted by a one-armed man. As i lay on the ground bleeding he said….
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Of all the things I’ve lost i miss my mind the most : Mark Twain
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9:23 pm
09/13/2010
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Knoxie
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“Do you fancy a bum?” I replied..
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Ohhhhh Coloccini, when you captain The Mags, oh Coloccini, you will get plenty of shags, oh Coloccini, my mam’s joining the queue! (8) … PSN – NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa … XBL Gamertag – iNUFC iKnoxie
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10:31 pm
09/13/2010
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bubblefish67
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“why not where is nearest cheap hotel?” the man replied…
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10:50 pm
09/13/2010
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RKF95
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“YAYAAAAAAA!!!” cus he was actually lil jon, then he challenged me 2 a rap battle so I……
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Why cant mexicans play uno? Because they steal the green cards
(PSN- RKF95_)
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11:24 pm
09/13/2010
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bubblefish67
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And i won hands down because lil jon has the rapping capabilties of a fish trapped in an antique shop. Suddenly…
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12:26 am
09/14/2010
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I773D33MABL3
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Post edited 10:28 pm – 09/13/2010 by I773D33MABL3
…a wild Fish appears. Fish uses 'antique shop'. It's super effective. I fainted and…
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If I have learned anything from my time working in the service industry it’s that for quite a few people, the basic theories behind the use of a toilet are absolute mysteries…
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12:35 am
09/14/2010
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Doc-B
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…when i woke, realised i was actually Mowgli from the 'Jungle Book', and i had been dreaming. Suddenly Kaa the python appeared and…
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Machinetti – “Hey Doc u Talk with da Hand U NO Good u vant daddy pet u shiny boyskin mmmmm daddy make doc sleep clean 2night.”
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1:01 am
09/14/2010
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jenkem_addict88
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i noticed a small, non-functional falice slightly below “her” waist. I Immediately…
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Only When We Run Out of Oil, Will People Realize We Cannot Eat Money. If You fall into That Category, Then Congratulations! Your Gonna Die!
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