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11:57 pm
04/25/2009
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Ratchet525
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The rules of this game are pretty simple (most of you know them). Just make fun of the other person mom. You must 2 insults. I start off and it continues (like the facts game).
1. Yo mamma so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
2. You mamma so fat that when she wore a red dress kids started shouting out “Hey Kool-aid!”
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I spend all my money on Cheetos.
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12:15 am
04/26/2009
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Miiiitch
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lol i like this
1. Yo mamma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
2. yo mamma is so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R2 (D2)
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You can be a little child, a little Asian child, with no possessions, no money – but you see a picture of Angelina Jolie and you think, Mummy! – Ricky Gervais
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12:29 am
04/26/2009
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parnakas
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This one is EXCLUSIVELY for ratchet525:
your momma is cool…..at the library HAHAHAHAHA
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“Pull the pins,
Save your grace.
Mark these words,
On his grave.” ……………..
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12:41 am
04/26/2009
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Ratchet525
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parnakas said:
This one is EXCLUSIVELY for ratchet525:
your momma is cool…..at the library HAHAHAHAHA
…..i hate you so so much right now
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I spend all my money on Cheetos.
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12:43 am
04/26/2009
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kingawol
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Miiiitch said:
lol i like this
1. Yo mamma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
2. yo mamma is so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R2 (D2)
yo mamma so stupid she went to bangkok to get a Ty fighter
(love that robot chicken star wars scene…lol
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i smoked the pot that called the kettle black.
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12:48 am
04/26/2009
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KILLER369
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yo mammas ass soo they renamed it the universe.
yo mamma so dum n fat she thought 2 girls 1 cup was a advert for chocolate ice cream
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12:49 am
04/26/2009
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KILLER369
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lemmy correct tht frst 1.
yo mammas ass soo big they renamed it the universe.
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1:08 am
04/26/2009
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iiDiNkStErR
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yo mamma so fat i tried drivin round her, n ran outta gas!
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow n skittles came out !!! 
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HE SHOOTS WITH HIS LEFT, HE SHOOTS WITH HIS RIGHT, THAT BOY CLINT DEMPSEY, MAKES ROB GREEN LOOK $H!TE!
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1:35 am
04/26/2009
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Knoxie
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yo mammas so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
yo mammas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
& a pointless 1 
Its a well known fact that Americans love 'yo mamma' jokes and 90% of them begin “yo mammas so fat …”
Proof that Americans do understand irony.
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Ohhhhh Coloccini, when you captain The Mags, oh Coloccini, you will get plenty of shags, oh Coloccini, my mam’s joining the queue! (8) … PSN – NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa … XBL Gamertag – iNUFC iKnoxie
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1:56 am
04/26/2009
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Pokenny
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Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought you had to take a pensil to bed to draw the cirtans,
Yo Mamma is so fat a sienctist thought she was a planet.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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5:07 am
04/26/2009
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assassinghost9
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 yo mamma jokes lol a game hahahahahaha
1.yo mamma is so stupit she played gta4 an thought america next top hooker was a game all hoe”s can play 
2.yo mamma is so stupit when she see 50 cents she ask for its handcock
psn assassinghost9
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6:18 am
04/26/2009
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l8scent
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Haha… this forum is an excuse to act 6 years old again.
1. Yo' momma's so fat she uses Mexico, the entire country, as her tanning bed.
2. Yo' momma's so fat she uses a paint roller to apply her lipstick.
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6:28 am
04/26/2009
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Ratchet525
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yo mamma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved.
yo mamma so fat that when she stood on the weight scale it said “to be continued”
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I spend all my money on Cheetos.
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8:15 am
04/26/2009
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kingofgames73
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Yo mommmas so stupid if she were a dog she’d walk backwards, meow, and wag her head
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”
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“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.” William Arthur Ward
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10:49 am
04/26/2009
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lynx_450
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yo mommas so hairy the only lanuage she speaks is wookie
yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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“I wanna play a game” ~ Jigsaw
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1:20 pm
04/26/2009
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Doctor_Rock
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Yo Mamma's so fat people look at her and say that's no moon!
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twitter.com/Doctor_Rock_47
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1:43 pm
04/26/2009
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emdeepee
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Ya Mama's so dumb she got sacked from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
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There’s no cure for being a cunt – Bronn
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2:37 pm
04/26/2009
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parnakas
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Yo mammas so small, she jumped off the curb to commited suicide.
Yo mammas so hairy, when you were born you had rug burn the rest of your life.
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“Pull the pins,
Save your grace.
Mark these words,
On his grave.” ……………..
- The Mars Volta: Televators
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3:39 pm
04/26/2009
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Pokenny
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(Sorry is this one isn’t tasteful)
1. Yo Mammas so ugly, she makes Susan Boyle look beautiful.
(old school one)
2. Yo Mammas so dumb, she got run over…. by a parked car.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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9:09 pm
04/26/2009
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Doctor_Rock
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Yo Mamma's so dumb she has ear plugs to stop the stupid from pouring out of her ears.
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