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2:17 am
04/27/2009
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KILLER369
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yo mammas so dum she get U mixed up with ur pappa.
yo mammas so inbred her fathers her brother n her aunti is her mother and your her boyfriend LOL
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4:51 am
04/27/2009
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Pokenny
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Yo mammas so think, she saw a toon and said ‘oh your a sunderland fan’
Yo mammas so dumb, she went to the doctors to ask if she could have gotten pregnant from a dog.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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6:05 am
04/27/2009
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Ratchet525
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yo mamma so short she can do frontflips under her bed.
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air.
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I spend all my money on Cheetos.
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5:51 pm
04/27/2009
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Knoxie
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Pokenny said:
Yo mammas so think, she saw a toon and said ‘oh your a sunderland fan’
OI lol no need 2 bring up the toon in a joke! lol
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Ohhhhh Coloccini, when you captain The Mags, oh Coloccini, you will get plenty of shags, oh Coloccini, my mam’s joining the queue! (8) … PSN – NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa … XBL Gamertag – iNUFC iKnoxie
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5:57 pm
04/27/2009
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Pokenny
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@ NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa, I thought of that and thought it would tickle your fancy 
Yo Mamma’s so dumb, she got locked in the toilets and still wet herself
Yo Mamma’s so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch
Yo Mamma’s so fat, when she bends over she causes a total eclips
Yo Mamma’s so fat, the equator is her belt size.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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2:45 am
04/28/2009
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barkiemailman
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Your Moms such a whore, her farts smell like condoms.
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2:48 am
04/28/2009
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Pokenny
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Yo Mamma’s so fat, Gandulf did her and said ‘You pussy is bigger than my sleeve’
Yo Mamma’s so stupid, she put tip-ex on a computer screen because she couldn’t rub it out with a rubber.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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3:22 am
04/28/2009
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assassinghost
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yo mamma is so stupit she went to blue jays an st.louis cardinals baseball game to brid watching.
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11:19 am
04/28/2009
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kingawol
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barkiemailman said:
Your Moms such a whore, her farts smell like condoms.
lmao.
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i smoked the pot that called the kettle black.
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6:45 pm
04/28/2009
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KILLER369
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yo mammas so fat that wen she has a bath she causes a tidal wave in japan
yo mammas so ugly that jabba the hut avoids her
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6:47 pm
04/28/2009
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KILLER369
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yo mammas so fat that the only person capable of finding her pussy is chuck norris and even he had a hard time finding it lol
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6:54 pm
04/28/2009
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Pokenny
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Yo Mamma’s so stupid, she thinks the moon is made of cheese and that Wallace and Gromit actually went there.
Yo Mamma’s so think, she thinks star wars and star trek are documentries.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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8:55 pm
04/28/2009
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Knoxie
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yo mammas so fat, she has 2 grease the bath before she gets in 
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Ohhhhh Coloccini, when you captain The Mags, oh Coloccini, you will get plenty of shags, oh Coloccini, my mam’s joining the queue! (8) … PSN – NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa … XBL Gamertag – iNUFC iKnoxie
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10:12 pm
04/28/2009
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GHOST305
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The heat of summer is here and yo momma smells like a tampon recycling plant…
Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
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Any Mission, Any Condition, Any Foe, At Any Range…That’s how I roll. (PSN: GHOST305)
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3:48 am
05/05/2009
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Pokenny
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@ assassinghost_afro_m.a.n
Was there any need for caps?
Yo Momma is such a whore she’s like the village bike, everyones had a ride.
Yo Momma’s so dumb, she could be the President of the United States.
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Gamufi – What I want to do now is grow my beard really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. – Bill Bailey
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3:50 am
05/05/2009
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Hypnosis
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Yo momma so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomarang.
Yo momma so old, that when god said let there be light, She hit the switch.
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3:19 pm
05/05/2009
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KILLER369
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yo mammas so hidyous that jabba the hut avoids her.
yo mamas so fat the empire based the design of the death star on her right toe.
yo mamas so fat that the sand monster spat her back out because there was too much meat.
yo mamas so hairy the only language she knows is wookie.
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3:23 pm
05/05/2009
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kingawol
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lmao at all of those star war mamas….. 
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i smoked the pot that called the kettle black.
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