Re: Dead Space 3
***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** this drivel asinine piece of shit DLC. Who the ***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** thought it would be a great idea to release a half-assed story “extension” for $9.99 for 1 ***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** hour? WHO?! I finished the DLC twice in one sitting, with two different people, on Pure Survival. Oh, man. This just takes the cake as the ultimate insult from EA. The DLC is literally the ending for the game, nothing more and nothing less. With that, you expect to get some answers on how Isaac and Carver lived. Basically, ya' don't. Someone must've been taking a dump since this was literally the toilet paper they wiped their ***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** asses with. I won't even lie, I threw up after finishing the DLC for the second time (however it was probably because of the dinner I ate ). Aw, man. I don't even have the words to describe or the dignity to organize and structure this – whatever this is I'm writing. Here's the rundown of Awakening, Isaac and Carver acknowledge how dumb the entire plot of Dead Space is, escape from Tau Volantis, Earth is being attacked by Moons, the END.
I even think the trailer for Awakening is actually longer than the main itself!
***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** YOU, EA.
I got two servings of that!!