Re: What are you playing right now?
I just got done beating Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and my god, was this game attrociously bad. I mostly got it for a quick laugh since it's roughly four hours long and it sure did deliver. I was laughing my ass off almost immediately with the fcuking horrendous voice acting and way they handled the plot. That laughter turned into groans and sighs as I had to work my way through the same FOUR environments through the course of 25+ levels. In an effort to pad out the game's length so it doesn't match up with the film's, you are forced into over 10 side missions where you basically just save 3-4 wizards and fight the same dudes that you'll see for the entire game. I think there were 3 character models. Snatcher, Death Eater, Guy in black robes. That's it. Oh there was also an awful mission where you run in an out of a dragon cave. I thought it was cool right up until I actually had to play it. It said to “tread carefully” but he's programmed to wake up and breathe fire on you through the whole mission. It was here that I got so frustrated that I looked everywhere I could, including the game manual. There was a sprint button the whole time!!! ***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** that tutorial! Then I started sprinting everywhere. Turns out you don't have to fight anybody. You can sprint to the end of every level, and I did.
But ho boy was it worth it! It was here that I found the crown jewel of stupidity. It was the most retarted final level I've ever played. The groans and sighs turned to non-stop laughter. I couldn't control myself. It started with hearing Dobby's voice and it ended with me sprinting upstairs to the most unintentionally hilarious final encounter EVER.
I don't think I can even put it into words. I'll try to link a youtube video but if that doesn't work, search: harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 game ending
The best video I found was by “VisoGamer”. He got the cutscene with Dobby. This level cannot go unseen!