Fact:There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Fact:Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Fact:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise.
Fact:When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he is pushing the world down.
Fact:Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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