A guy walks into a bar carrying 3 ducks. He sits down and orders drinks. After a while, he decides to go to the toilet. Whilst the guy is in the toilet, the barman decides to make conversation with the ducks.
He goes to the first one. “Hey, what's your name and hows your day been?” The duck replies “I'm Bill, and I've had a nice day. Been in and out of puddles all day”
The barman asks the second duck the same thing, and he replies “I'm Bob, and I too have been in and out of puddles all day. Been a laugh”
The barman then turns to the third duck, but before he can say a word, the third duck turns around and says “Before you ask, my name is Puddles, and don't even think about asking how my day was”