A man's walking in a desert when he sees a man with a piece of paper and a truck. The 'truck man' tells the man that if he can take a minute of his time fillling out a questionaire he could have a tie. The man shakes his head then laughs.
48 hours later he is gasping of thirst he comes across the same guy with the same lorry and what is supposedly the same piece of paper. Once again he asks for a minute of his time. The guy replies: “Haven't you got any water?” The tie man shakes his head.
Another few hours a woman in a caravan calls to him and offers him a tie if she could tell his future for him. It would only take her thirty seconds. And guess what? He would get a tie when she had finished but he doesn't want some strange gypsie telling his future on top of all of this thirst. So he carries on looking for his water.
Another hour passed and the man is practically dying of thirst when he sees a hotel. Crawling up to it he can see that inside people are drinking in luxury. It takes him a few minutes to get there on his hands and knees but eventually her arrives at the door. A waiter comes out to him with a menu. He takes one look at the man and shakes his head. “Sorry sir, but to gain entrance into this hotel you need a tie.