Re: Jokes

A man gets to his apartment his girlfriend just about to make love , when hes ready to open the door she yells WAIT . He turns around and says what ? She says ” I can often tell how a man makes love by the way he opens a door, if he bangs it open hes usually agressive , if he has trouble opening it he has no experience at all ” So she asked ” How do you open your door ? ” . The man stood there and grinned ” Well .. I usually lick it first ”