Re: Jokes

Heres a couple of famous(ish) jokes from Joe Pasquale 🙂

When i was a boy i had a fairy godmother, one day she grant me one wish, she said i could have either a long memory or a long dick…….i can`t remember what i chose now….

Women are like countries of the world-aged 18-25 they are like alaska, undiscovered
aged 25-35 they are like south american rainforests, hot, steamy and a little clammy
aged 35-60 they are like England, A bit ruddy around the edge but still a nice place to go
and finally, aged 65+ they are like Iraq, everyone knows where it is but no bugger wants to go there

Final joke (at least for the next 5 mins) is one from Jimmy Carr
“I once saw an advert on the tv telling me how an african girl had to walk 13 miles to get some water!, and i couldn’t help but think `Wow she should really move`”