Re: New Years and your resolutions .

monkeymoobs said:

wining and dining girls in my area doesn't take much just however much the cheapest bottle of cider is and a bag of chips and she is yours for the night lol but I'm not into slags might have to buy her some branded cider instead

This made me laugh. And the sausage bit, too.

ur 2 kool.

My girl banned me from drink. This was after I got drunk and then smoked about 3 joints. I was just a mess. And then she hated me and said neither of us could ever drink again. Last saturday, we were at a party and my fat mate and my mate that has Bieber hair told me to drink a beer. I hate beer. So when this really hot girl (ironically the girl I was chasing at the same party exactly a year before) offered me some creamy, strawberry, super sweet stuff I downed it. 

That night, when me and my OH went home (at 10, she 'felt ill') I told her I drank thinking she'd get upset and angry. She didn't even care. 

6 months. 6 months of wasted partying time. 

I am disappoint.