Fact. The last 5 posts were pointless, and were not needed to be posted ¬_¬
Back on topic…
13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.
If you feed a bird bread soaked in beer they apparently implode as they cant fart.
Corpses can still pooh and pass wind
Tthe little toe is averagely broken about 10 times a year though mostly its never noticed!
The brain only reads the beginning and the end of each word.