1. The name Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas who was a bishop in the town Myra, and was known to be very nice to children.
2. A surfer once sued another surfer for “stealing his wave.” The case was dismissed because he court could not assign monetray value for pain and suffering endured by watching someone else ride “his” wave.
3. Scatology is the study of excrement. (Derived from the Greek word “Skata” which means feces … to put it nicely).