Re: Random Questions (Humour)

Why is it if someone tells you theres a billion stars in space you will believe them but if a someone says the wall has wet paint you have to check?
If people from Poland are called Poles why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?
What does condom actually mean? (or what is it`s origin then)
Why is it everyone driving faster than you is a idiot whilst everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If a kid refuses to have a nap, is he resisting a rest?
How can something be `new` and `improved`, if it is new what is it improving?
In libraries is the bible or the ko-rah in fiction or non-fiction section?
Is it appropiate at a funeral to say `good mourning`?
Why is there a light in the fridge not freezer?
Was jesus a virgin?
If there was a plane with 1,000 seagulls in it each weighing 2 pounds each but all were flying and not touching the floor of the plane would that plane `feel` the weight of 2,000 pounds?