Re: Random Questions (Humour)

– Why do we say “an alarm is going off!” when the alarm is really going on?

– If conjoined twins participate in sports… do they count as two players or one?

– Do cows have calf muscles?

– Can someone be down-to-earth and have their head in the clouds at the same time?

– Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

– Why is it you have to turn some products upside down to read the directions, when the directions say not to turn the product upside down?

– The expression “don't quit your day job” … well what if that person only works nights?

– Why aren't safety pins as safe as the name suggests?

– Can bald men get lice?

– Are there girl's restrooms in male gay bars?

– Can you be cornered in a round room?

– Is it possible to slam a revolving door?

– Did Noah have woodpeckers in the Ark? If he did… where did he keep them?

– Why are small chocolate bars “fun sizes”… wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big chocolate bar?

– Do the security members of airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?