Re: Worst Thing ever happened

i was spinning around on a spinny chair & leaned too far forward & the back bit fell off making me flip over the top & fall on my back. I got up thought “shit !” n ran upstairs.

As i got to the top i felt a wet patch on my pyjama pants, pulled em down & saw a 1 inch gash on my groin & could see right through !

My parents then took me to hospital were i found out that if it was a little bit worse a cut, it could've cut the main artery, which if u cut would kill u in a minute & a half !

Then they had to patch me up, but the cut was right next to my bullocks & my mum n dad were patching so i had to cover myself up

Then on the way home my dad said to me (in a jokey way) ” u should've slashed your dick off” prick…