The funny thing is, I have a strong urge to not believe you. You clearly have some form of resentment for the 360 – the tone and structure of you paragraphing even suggests it! I have yet to insult you, but you seem to think I'm calling you obtuse, when in fact I haven't done anything of the sort.
So… No 'short stories'. I understand what you're saying, but do you vice versa? I just don't think you do.