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November 7, 2011 at 2:45 pm in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71074
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jenkem_addict88 said:

lololololol thank you Doc for pointing out i can read part of that book. i havent laughed that hard in a long time. im right now lolol

Sorry for the off-topic but…

Hey Jenkem, i actually bought that book and I'm sitting with it just now I haven't read it yet but from a quick flick through the 128 pages, and it looks ridiculous… Chapters 7&8 = Wtf

Chapter 7 is ' Your daily affirmation journal'… A bunch of pages to write on each headed with a question like – 'My positive penis though of the day', 'Some other huge things that god made' and 'If i have a foreskin, the last time i irrigated it was' to pick just 3…

Chapter 8 is a small glossary… With terms like 'French Bread' – A penis that is long enough to be considered O.M.G. but not thick enough… And such like

And just in case you share your O.M.G. with family and friends, prepare for them to go through the 'six stages' –
1. Denial
2. Uncontrollable Rage
3. Mourning
4. More Uncontrollable Rage
5. Banishment
6. Acceptance
I wont bother mentioning the S.P.I.T. (Safe Penile Intercourse Techniques) methods…

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Playing Mafia II DLC, might stop to have a read of this book and help make my life a little easier
November 7, 2011 at 2:26 pm in reply to: Has the novelty of MW2 worn off? #71073

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I773D33MABL3 said:

I'm glad I read all these new posts. When I was away from here I missed these cutting edge, informed discussions on the merits of various games…

You 'ucking knows it!!!

November 6, 2011 at 11:24 pm in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71066

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jenkem_addict88 said:

So i played the first 30 minutes or so of LA noire, and it seemed ok…anyone know if its worth the 30hrs of my time to plat this bitch?

After FreeRealms… I'd say yeah…

It get's a bit of a bore IMO… But trust me, you've played worse… I've seen your trophy list

November 6, 2011 at 11:22 pm in reply to: Has the novelty of MW2 worn off? #71065

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RKF95 said:

MW3 is gonna be sick and BF3 is gay, thats all I have to say about this topic…

But not as good as uncharted 3

November 6, 2011 at 3:01 am in reply to: Last Platinum Earned? #71058

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jenkem_addict88 said:

So does anyone else here not plat anything? anywho…

Some of us aren't massive whores

Got the Mafia II Plat. this afternoon, now onto the DLC… Fireworks tonight were quality to…

Quality Day

November 4, 2011 at 7:37 pm in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71046

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http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061

Finally something to help me live a normal life at last… You can't believe how grateful i am for this find, although I'm not really sure how i missed it when the shame of O.M.G. almost left me a housebound wreck of a man… The back problems alone are bad, never mind the horrible ridicule and hatred i was subjected to… From both men and women about my O.M.G.

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Did you have a look through it with the 'look inside' feature…. I can't stop childishly laughing, seriously, wtf…

I was the troubled young doctoral student that had been found unconscious after beating my penis bloody with a hammer. I'd been courting a beautiful undergrad all semester, and, after a couple dates, we found ourselves petting on my couch. But when i unzipped my fly and draped my penis on her leg, she let out a deafening scream and ran, half naked, out of my apartment. In her panic, she fell down my buildings staircase, broke her neck, and died instantly.

Over the next few months, while doctors worked to save my penis…

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It goes on… Is it for real or what??

November 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71041

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jenkem_addict88 said:

i guess your dick isnt big enough to swing? we appologize for your inadaquacies

Funny as man… I personally have to tuck the tip of my d!***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** into my sock so it doesn't drag on the floor out the bottom of my trouser leg

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Ain't been online in a whole two days!!! And i've only 2 chapters and 7 trophies (5 silver, 2 gold) for the Plat.
Easy trophies as in collect the last 7 Playboy mags and finish the game… Should've been finished by Thursday but no

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Might attempt to finish DS extraction?? The 'on rails' shooting one… Only need the 'high score' trophies and to complete it on the hardest setting… Then i might get to start the other DS DLC then finially onto DS2…

November 4, 2011 at 1:34 am in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71033

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HardAndSloppy said:

Why does nobody understand this!?

Because some people are just thick as sh!t pretty much…

Playing Borderlands, RDR and Dead Island MP has show me this even more… I don't really play that much MP with randoms but when i do sometimes it's just like 'WTF?!'

With headsets… Why?? Why show the rest of the, Ps3, world you're stupid??

November 4, 2011 at 1:27 am in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71030

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scotty243 said:

serbswag said:

mw2, and for the record i got black ops lol

No offense man but WTH? Why would someone care if you got Black Ops?

He's a new member so all the threads show up as new… And he posted on a few MW threads so I'm guessing, without reading his other posts, that it might be relevant to something he's said there?? Have a little think about it

He prob. thinks those threads are still active…

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November 2, 2011 at 7:21 pm in reply to: Grand Theft Auto V #71021

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Well that was pretty 'Meh'

November 2, 2011 at 12:48 am in reply to: Grand Theft Auto V #71019

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scotty243 said:

Did you guys here the rumor? The game might be downloadable only. I think this is a cool idea but also what about the people who do not have an online connection or takes to long for them to download.

http://www.industrygamers.com/news/gta-v-to-launch-as-digital-only-release/

Pure shite for a few reasons IMO…
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November 1, 2011 at 12:23 am in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71012

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scotty243 said:

i'm hoping back and forth between F.3.A.R. and metro 2033. I never got my two free games and playstation plus from the playstation store since i was offline for the whole summer . Picking up Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception on wednesday.

I always get a borrow of my friends uncharted when he's finished… So it might be a few weeks after but it saves me money And he borrows from me so…

Only thing is, I'll have to pay for an 'Online pass' if i want the Plat. I won't even play the MP other than to get the two bronze trophies, so I'm basically paying £8-9 for the trophies… Two trophies?! That sucks

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Thought i had no Spent the night getting all 159 wanted posters, WTF!! What a GRIND And that poster on the roof, that was stupid annoying… Don't know if it was just my luck but it took a few attempts, annoying!!

So now it's just the rest of the playboys and finish the game…

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I swear 'collectible' trophies are just in games to make us think “WTF am i doing… Seriously”

Might try for the FreeRealms Plat… I've heard it's a piece of p!ss

October 31, 2011 at 7:16 pm in reply to: What I am Listening To Right Now? #71007

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Noob – Wild

October 31, 2011 at 2:23 pm in reply to: What are you playing right now? #71005

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Machinetti said:

Am playing Battlefield Campaign and Yeah its ummm Special!

Hey dosnt Releasing The MGS Collection on The CrapBox mean that They are also only gonna Have 12 Trophies Each Like Res4/ Code Veronica?

Here is the achievement list… Couldn't find a trophy list yet You'll be happy to see it's not a simple 12 trophy affair…

http://www.shoptonews.net/2011/10/31/mgs-hd-achievements-revealed/

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Only got the story related trophies to get on Mafia II now… Then on to the DLC… And the awesome 1000mile trophy

I know of the glitch but i hear it still takes ages??

October 31, 2011 at 12:17 am in reply to: Grand Theft Auto V #71000

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I guess it depends on what kind of fun your looking for??

Super-realism and deep storytelling or ridiculous game elements for maximum fun factor, often at the cost of overall 'polish'…
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Heavy Rain was very much 'fun'… But not because i could beat a hooker to death with a dildo or whatever… But because of the 'grit', the story…

People might say they want something more like San Andreas but Saints Row: The Third is looking pretty much like it's going to be SA for Ps3… Only not a GTA game and not from Rock*

I'll still buy GTA V whatever it turns out to be… And it'll still be awesome!! But after all the L.A Noire tech. it'll be interesting to see what direction of game play they take with the whole wacky crazy fun over realism element… Bring on the 2nd
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