Re: The one that got away

God, I have 111/227 games 100%. Where to start…

Dante's Inferno is the first denied 100% that comes to mind, mainly because they were one of the first DLC trophies I'd ever attempted. A majority of the user generated goals were simple but the developer challenges are downright insane. I consider myself above average in the action genre but 100 waves of pure ferocity in an upped difficulty alone?! No thanks… Hell, if you can somehow beat the 15 dev solo trials, you'll have to find someone who shares your insane dedication to 100% for the 10 coop trials!

Eat Lead:The Return of Matt Hazard. Yeah, if you know what I'm talking about odds are this is also incomplete for you. It's not the actual difficulty that'll make you flustered in Max Hazard mode but the increased amount of glitches. I'd restarted 3 friggin' times just to fall through the gameworld in the exact same spot. C'mon! Add that to the increased amount of damage you take and recklessly annoying AI and I called it quits.

The Medal of Honor reboot in 2010. I accomplished everything in campaign pretty easily, but it was the online that made me get tired of this game. Every map I played I was just pinned at my spawn by some sniping asshole, and when I wasn't, I couldn't get a cruise missile to save my life. My FPS skills have significantly improved since then so I could probably do it legit but I'm assuming the servers are barren wastelands now. To assemble a team would require 24 people or so (that's more than a text chat limit!) so I really don't know what to do with it.

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. If I'd stuck around when I played this regularly, I know I could've got this 100%! The problem is that I can't just play competitive multiplayer every day and every double XP weekend, so when I returned a lot of die-hard tryhardz had the best gear so I was getting less than I did when I played it usually. I could still scrape together a performance placing in the top 5 but that wasn't as fun as regularly being MVP and leading teams to objectives like a boss. So I ditched it to play something more enjoyable and totally forgot about it. Now there's like maybe 10 people still playing? Fcuk online trophies.

Shank. I hate this game! It got so repetitive and dull and the bosses are either stupidly easy or impossible to kill without a trick. I had to push myself to beat it, only to discover I didn't set it on Hard I said screw it to another playthrough. If the first one felt stale by the time I had killed the second boss, I couldn't imagine another complete go-around on a slightly harder difficulty.

Limbo. This is a trial and error puzzle game. The errors are extremely violent and happen quite often. What made this game playable was that the checkpoints are literal seconds before your mistake(but to the point where you can correct them in time). Now imagine going through it in a maximum of 4 errors and time pressure. Ugh… I love the game but I'm not keen on memorizing every inch of it's dark and blood stained trial rooms.

Resistance 2, AC Revelations, and Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves. I lumped these together for pretty much the same reason. The trophies left are grinds and require a partner that doesn't really want to do them. Me and Jack'll get around to R2 eventually, and the same with my other partners for the other 2, but they're all so grindish that I'm not going to be the first one to bring them up to complete

Madagascar Kartz and Start the Party!. After the disapointment and rage bridled up inside me after losing the trophy contest, I just snapped these two into teeny tiny pieces.  Completely shitty games with frustrating time trial trophies… Just forget 'em. Unless a gun is held to my head or those are the last two games I need for 100%, I'll forget they ever existed.

I have quite the list, eh? Was considering adding two more but that's too much writing on my part and too much reading on yours. More than one of my trophies have gotten away…