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September 20, 2010 at 9:54 pm #66739

bubblefish67
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I fell to floor in agony as the zombies swarmed. Luckily my teammate had just got a monkey bomb from the random boc. He threw one and revived me. I realised it was silly to hang around this zombie infested area so i went for lunch at my nearest macdonalds where i bought a …

September 20, 2010 at 10:59 pm #66742

Ninjacat
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…Whopper.

September 20, 2010 at 11:35 pm #66744

Gashead-64
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and a mcflurry…

September 21, 2010 at 12:36 am #66746

RKF95
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nwith some fries…

(BTW, whooper is BK )

September 21, 2010 at 1:20 am #66748

Ninjacat
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RKF95 said:

nwith some fries…

(BTW, whooper is BK )

I knooow, it was a joke, silly.

…but then i realised a tile on the floor was loose, and I fell through the air, burger in hand, with E=MC2 and aubergines floating around me in the swirling purple mist when…

September 22, 2010 at 2:01 am #66764

HardAndSloppy
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Danny Trejo came out of no where and said……..

September 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm #66777

Knoxie
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“Want a tenner bag of piss? i mean cocaine!” i instantly replied..

September 22, 2010 at 6:26 pm #66778

I773D33MABL3
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…”Piss and cocaine?! I can't snort paste! You haven't got anything to go with these aubergines, have you?”…

September 22, 2010 at 6:30 pm #66779

Gashead-64
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he replied… “um…ye… take this bag of …magic …powder.”

I said “ok”, but then…

September 22, 2010 at 6:59 pm #66781

Antony19
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It explode in my hands i lost them

September 22, 2010 at 10:42 pm #66790

CoryAllen
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luckily when the pissy cocaine exploded in my hands it went straight into my system! it gave me so much energy that i spontaneously combusted! when i awoke i was a big daddy! then out of no where a certain individual that i could not quite recognize began to speak to me…

September 22, 2010 at 10:54 pm #66794

jenkem_addict88
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It was a little devil on my shoulder, he told me “GET….MORE…..BLOW!!!!! ” It happened without me even realizing it, I was addicted as shit to cocaine. within weeks i had a 800 dollar a day freebase habit. A few days later i was giving a spicer a hand job for a cheeseburger or some shit one day, beacause thats what crackheads do, when i blacked out and impaled my eye socket with his weiner. This excited him greatly, and he blew his load all over my brain. I grabbed my cheeseburger and left in a one eyed frenzy of cracksmoke and tears, and bought some more crack. As i sat down to smoke it, a small bird began to pick at the hole in my face, so i coped like a basehead and smoked my crack, and it was FIIIIRE!!!!! It rang my bell so hard i passed out and….

September 23, 2010 at 12:33 am #66799

RKF95
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went 2 find Chuck Norice cus hes the only 1 that could bring me back 2 normal…

September 23, 2010 at 2:28 am #66800

Zanatos
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jenkem_addict88 said:

=A few days later i was giving a spicer a hand job for a cheeseburger or some shit one day, beacause thats what crackheads do

As a crackhead, I resemble that…

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But Chuck was in no laughing mood. He just killed a man for staring at his beard in an unappetizing manner. Knowing I would be no match for his fist of steel, I decided to go see the goose doctor. The GD had all the answers, once you decipher the language of the goose. He told me his words of wisdom… honk honk, honk honk honk, hooooonk honk

September 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm #66817

Knoxie
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then as weird as it may sound, i started giving him a handjob and just as he was about to blow his load, i pulled out my..
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