Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Trophy Guide
June 10, 2009 at 7:16 pm #14057
Story line trophies:
It’s HAZARD TIME! (Bronze)
Start your first game. “Thanks for buying my game. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. –Sincerely, Matt Hazard”
Straight-A Student (Bronze)
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. “Like I had any choice…”
Complete the tutorial at the beginning of level one.
Disco is Dead (Bronze)
Defeat Sonny Tang. “Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!”
You’ll fight him midway through level one. It’s a simple button pressing sequence not an actual gun fight.
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. “Your present ends now.”
Beat the 1st level and a cut scene comes up where Hazard defeats Sniperscope.
Russian to the Finish (Bronze)
Defeat General Neutronov. “From Hazard, With Love.”
Neutronov is at the end of level 2.
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. “Your present ends now. Again.”
This is at the end of level 3.
Housing Crisis (Bronze)
Escape from Dexter’s mansion. “I gotta get me a house like THAT!”
Beat level 4.
Tramm Ride (Silver)
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. “One-two shot right to the tentacles.”
Beat level 5.
Your Turn (Bronze)
Defeat Altos Tratus. “Forecast for the next level: no more clouds.”
Beat level 6.
“What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy.”
Obtained by beating Altos Tratus.
Deja-Vu (All Over Again) (Silver)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. “I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!”
Beat level 7.
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands (Silver)
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. “Like I said…”
Beat the game
Meet Quentin. (Gold)
Meet Quentin. “DUDE!!!!!”
Beat the game
Multiplayer Master! (Bronze)
“What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…”
Beat the game
Hands-On Approach (Bronze)
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. “I don’t need a stinkin’ gun to deal with YOU!”
Do this in the tutorial.
Eat FIST! (Bronze)
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. “In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife.”
Do this in either the tutorial or level one for an easy trophy. Just shoot an enemy a few times then melee them.
Feeling Punchy (Silver)
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. “Not as fast as shooting…but it sure is satisfying.”
Do this in the tutorial; it’s easiest to get there.
Score 20 headshots. “A shot in the head is worth two in the chest.”
Refer to Head of the Class.
Score 50 headshots. “That’s using your head!”
Refer to Head of the Class.
Head of the Class (Silver)
Score 100 headshots. “Don’t lose your head! Oh…too late.”
In this game a shot to the head is actually worth about 4 to the chest so you’ll be aiming for the head at all times so you’ll get this trophy in no time.
Better Than One (Silver)
Score two headshots with one bullet. “Eat lead…both of you!”
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. “Frag you.”
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. “That was a blast!”
Auto Dealer (Bronze)
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. “You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?”
Russian Attack (Bronze)
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. “They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun.”
Peekaboo…I Shot You! (Bronze)
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. “Zoom, pow! Right to the moon.”
Blind Luck (Bronze)
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. “Sorry. Didn’t see you standing there.”
Hide behind cover, move the aiming reticule at the enemy, and fire. Do not use the aim button.
Second Amendment (Bronze)
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. “The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason…”
One kill with each of these:
-.45 (only Useable on Level 1)
-9MM (Only useable on Level 1)
-Mounted Sniper Rifle
No Pain, No Gain (Bronze)
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. “That’s gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much.”
Use a grenade launcher to kill an enemy but make sure you’re close enough to get a bit of damage from the shot.
Just a Flesh Wound (Silver)
Complete a level without dying. “Eight million corpses in this level…and you’re not one of them.”
Do the 1st level on easiest difficulty.
Head Cheese (Bronze)
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. “Nice shooting! But it’s not like you’re PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more.”
Meat Your Maker (Bronze)
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. “Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day.”
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. “Now all we need is the spaghetti…”
Bedlam Basher (Bronze)
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. “Good for you. Coward.”
This is one of the hardest trophies. Do this on level 2 when you 1st encounter the bedlams. You can either shoot a bedlam in the shin or knee and try to run around them and hit them from behind or the way I find easier: wait till the bedlam hides behind that barrel and shoot him in the shoulder blade and melee him like this video shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nhtC1ZzljI
Dances With Guns (Bronze)
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. “Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?”
You CAN’T do this unless on easy. Don’t get near the bots just use good aiming and take out the enemies quick before they shoot too much.
Death Hazard (Bronze)
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. “Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?”
Use the hazard pistol and shoot all the zombies in the head in the tennis courts on level 4.
Pure Energy (Bronze)
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. “Blaster? I hardly know ‘er!”
Well, I Heard Them Scream (Bronze)
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. “Plasma Rifles–they’re not just for Space Marines anymore.”
Observe the Grenade (Bronze)
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. “Test the grenades: check!”
Probably the hardest trophy in the game. For anyone who doesn’t know the tester employees are the enemies who have health bars and look a lot like the space marines. There are 2 ways to do this; Either on the next to last level when you get off the elevator you’ll find a hazard pickup and 3 enemies, group them together and fire in the middle of them or you can do this on the last level when only tester employees spawn. This video shows how: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESTCaViLNo
Take 5. (Bronze)
Pause the game for the first time. “Hey…come back here and play!”
Say “No” to Pots (Bronze)
Shoot 30 potted plants. “Look at ‘em. Just sittin’ there, bein’ all green and stuff. They were askin’ for it!”
Do this at the beginning of level 2 in the 1st room. Shoot the pots in the room I think there are 6 in the room, then, get killed. Do the same thing over until you get the trophy but don’t enter the 2nd room while trying to get killed. When you enter that room you can’t go back to the 1st room.
Fire Hazard (Bronze)
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. “Extinguishers. They’re not just for fires anymore.”
Shoot all the fire extinguishers in the kitchen of level one then die and do the same thing until you have this trophy.
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. “I know it’s a waste of ammo…but I LOVE that de-rez effect!”
The enemies will destroy 20 of the places you’re hiding behind before you beat the game so don’t bother trying to get this trophy. It’ll come to you.
Blow up 50 explosive objects. “Hey…I didn’t pay for ‘em. Why should I care?”
The last few levels of the game have a lot of explosives so just shoot anything that makes a boom.
Maxx Karnage (Bronze)
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. “Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name.”
On level 2 after 1st encountering the bedlams there’s a room with a hazard pickup, just get the pickup then die until you get this trophy. You do not have to get the pickups in one playthrough.
Shield Master (Bronze)
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. “It’s not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!”
On level 4 after the tennis courts there is a shield pickup, get it, die, and do the process over and over until you have the trophy.
…Where Credit is Due (Silver)
Watch the credits from beginning to end. “Hey…aren’t they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?”
Hazard Avoider (Bronze)
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. “Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on ‘Easy!’”
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. “Well…at least you didn’t have it set to ‘Easy…’”
Hazard Master (Gold)
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. “You’ve done this before, haven’t you?”
This can be somewhat tough because this game is horribly made and it’s well known that you will randomly run out of cover without pushing the button to move out of cover so be patient and try not to fall asleep while playing this. There is a cheat that idk if it works, but it’s supposed to unlock maximum hazard from the beginning by putting it in. it’s Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right. Put it in at the difficulty select screen. I’d suggest using it if it works because this game is TERRIBLE and you don’t want to play through twice.
King of Hazard Land! (Platinum)
Earn all Trophies in the game. “You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)”
Congratulations you beat the worst game ever made.June 10, 2009 at 9:32 pm #27960
thanks for posting a guide man.
I dont have this game, but this site hasnt had a guide in a while.. great job.June 10, 2009 at 10:26 pm #27974
thanks again lol. i noticed this site hasn't had a new guide in a while so i'm gonna post some for a few days tonight or tomorrow morning i'll post an uncharted guide too. i'm working on doubling how many guides we have now lol.June 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm #27976
personally i found ‘observe the grenade’ very easy.. OH BTW, you forgot to mention that only those in PINK SUITS are game testers.. otherwise you will not get the trophy. The best place to get this is during the final boss fight.. the 3rd section where only the pink suit enemies spawn, i believe it is 3 or 4 waves of 3.. so take the grenade launcher from the previous area where you hop outside for abit & when you are safe in cover, wait till theyre close together & BOOM!! i did this 3 times.. meaning i cud have unlocked it 3 times lol not hard if you know how :pJune 11, 2009 at 5:52 am #27968
yes the link that i put that shows how to get observe the grenade shows what you did lol. kudos to you for getting the trophy with no trouble it caused me all kinds of trouble lol. and you're right i did forget that i'd edit my guide but it won't let me now. but thanks for thatAugust 3, 2009 at 4:16 am #34926
Good job on the guide but i have to say Eat Lead is not the worst game ever made. I'm not saying its the best but definitely not the worst either. Play Damnation and see if your opinion changes. IGN gave Damnation a 2.5August 3, 2009 at 4:44 am #34932
i have played damnation and am working on a guide for it actually lol. i think damnation is worse. as is terminator. welcome to the forums btwAugust 3, 2009 at 5:47 pm #34966
Thank you. Keep the guides coming! You are doing a good job.August 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm #34975
can do! thanks alot man!!!October 22, 2009 at 7:38 pm #47288
OMG IM STUCK IN THIS GAME ON THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY CAN ANY1 HELP… im at the part were the big tentacle things are tryin 2 mince meat the shit out of ya… so frustratinOctober 23, 2009 at 5:46 am #47349
shoot the tentacles' weak spots when they slam into the boat. eventually they'll pick up mines and you just shoot the mines to blow up the tentacles. this is one of the most frustrating parts of the game lolOctober 25, 2009 at 10:29 pm #47570
good guide , coryallen
like all your guidesOctober 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm #47576
wow thanks man i try lol
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