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April 26, 2009 at 1:20 pm #23847

Doctor_Rock
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Yo Mamma's so fat people look at her and say that's no moon!

April 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm #23848

emdeepee
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Ya Mama's so dumb she got sacked from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

April 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm #23850

parnakas
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Yo mammas so small, she jumped off the curb to commited suicide.

Yo mammas so hairy, when you were born you had rug burn the rest of your life.

April 26, 2009 at 3:39 pm #23859

P0kenny
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(Sorry is this one isn’t tasteful)
1. Yo Mammas so ugly, she makes Susan Boyle look beautiful.
(old school one)
2. Yo Mammas so dumb, she got run over…. by a parked car.

April 26, 2009 at 9:09 pm #23890

Doctor_Rock
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Yo Mamma's so dumb she has ear plugs to stop the stupid from pouring out of her ears.

April 27, 2009 at 2:17 am #23898

KILLER369
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yo mammas so dum she get U mixed up with ur pappa.
yo mammas so inbred her fathers her brother n her aunti is her mother and your her boyfriend LOL

April 27, 2009 at 4:51 am #23903

P0kenny
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Yo mammas so think, she saw a toon and said ‘oh your a sunderland fan’

Yo mammas so dumb, she went to the doctors to ask if she could have gotten pregnant from a dog.

April 27, 2009 at 6:05 am #23908

Ratchet525
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yo mamma so short she can do frontflips under her bed.

yo mamma so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air.

April 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm #23914

Knoxie
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Pokenny said:

Yo mammas so think, she saw a toon and said ‘oh your a sunderland fan’

OI lol no need 2 bring up the toon in a joke! lol

April 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm #23915

P0kenny
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@ NuFc_kNoXiE_KiLa, I thought of that and thought it would tickle your fancy 😛

Yo Mamma’s so dumb, she got locked in the toilets and still wet herself
Yo Mamma’s so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch

Yo Mamma’s so fat, when she bends over she causes a total eclips
Yo Mamma’s so fat, the equator is her belt size.

April 28, 2009 at 2:45 am #23952

barkiemailman
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Your Moms such a whore, her farts smell like condoms.

April 28, 2009 at 2:48 am #23954

P0kenny
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Yo Mamma’s so fat, Gandulf did her and said ‘You pussy is bigger than my sleeve’
Yo Mamma’s so stupid, she put tip-ex on a computer screen because she couldn’t rub it out with a rubber.

April 28, 2009 at 3:22 am #23967

assassinghost
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yo mamma is so stupit she went to blue jays an st.louis cardinals baseball game to brid watching.

April 28, 2009 at 11:19 am #23981

kingawol
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barkiemailman said:

Your Moms such a whore, her farts smell like condoms.

lmao.

April 28, 2009 at 6:45 pm #24017

KILLER369
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yo mammas so fat that wen she has a bath she causes a tidal wave in japan

yo mammas so ugly that jabba the hut avoids her
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