Jokes

i do not think this is a joke but funny mj is not died hes on a island with elives haha haha hahahahaha

Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?

To see his Flat-mate

Lol lame

Three female convicts, a red-head, a blonde and a brunette escape from a prison and hide in a nearby barn.

Taking some time, they hear the Farmer is coming, so hiding in some nearby bags they wait for the farmer. Looking around, the farmer boots the first bag hiding the red-head. Thinking quickly the red-head makes a feeble meowing sound.

Farmer: Huh, just some cats.

Moving over to the brunette's bag, the Farmer boots the bag prompting the brunette to woof.

Farmer: Huh, just some puppies.

Reaching the last bag with the blonde, the Farmer kicks it.

Blonde: Potatoes. Potatoes.

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, “See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to go?”

She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”