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MemberHeres a couple of famous(ish) jokes from Joe Pasquale 🙂
When i was a boy i had a fairy godmother, one day she grant me one wish, she said i could have either a long memory or a long dick…….i can`t remember what i chose now….
Women are like countries of the world-aged 18-25 they are like alaska, undiscovered
aged 25-35 they are like south american rainforests, hot, steamy and a little clammy
aged 35-60 they are like England, A bit ruddy around the edge but still a nice place to go
and finally, aged 65+ they are like Iraq, everyone knows where it is but no bugger wants to go thereFinal joke (at least for the next 5 mins) is one from Jimmy Carr
“I once saw an advert on the tv telling me how an african girl had to walk 13 miles to get some water!, and i couldn’t help but think `Wow she should really move`”MemberOne of my faveourite jokes because its so true
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Your Mom, shes the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the people. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”
MemberI`ll be on holiday again 🙁 away from my beloved ps3 yet again
at least it`s only for 3 days….MemberApple are proud to announce a new chip that can be inserted into womens breasts and play music (acting as a speaker). The iBreast should cost around £499 to £599. The iBreast is seen as a scientific breakthrough because women are always complaining about men looking at their breasts and not listening.
MemberMy favouriteas are anything Monty Python but my fave of all time is Monty Python And The Life Of Brian
Memberyes there is just like with megabytes (1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,156,512,1024 etc) dont why most games do this though, i believe they do it because a number like 256,16,32 etc is easy to divede int o two teams and isa easy to divide that number into different groups/squads if that makes sense 🙂
MemberAny chances of school closures yet due to the outbreak? “stares hopefully at the sky” i mean i dont see the point of doing a exam if my expected grade is an A or A* lol
MemberYeah but Britain being so small appears to attract all the Polish immigrants……..I wouldn`t mind talking about swine flu (virus) though, i mean is there any pattern yet?
Member@Smarto
I`m sorry but i completely disagree with you! I think fallout 3 is an amazing game, ok it does have its bugs and the odd glitch or two but don`t all games? also there is so much freedom in this game no constrictions like GTA4, all the multiple endings etc and the platinum isn`t hard just a bit time consuming but when playing this game you won`t care how time consuming they are because of how great the game is! And what do you mean by bad quality? the fact it isn`t all colourful and loads of trees? please remember the game is set after a nuclear war and isn`t very bright and cheerful for some reason….If anyone finds any of the trophies hard or confusing to obtain try out my trophy guide on this website, i tried to make it easy going so anyone could understand it. and yes the trophies are time consuming but at least you get a sense of achievment when you do eventually obtain them, unlike with some games where pausing the game is worth a trophy
Memberi believe the whole server is down for maintenance (SONY are also trying to improve the trophy servers but that wasn`t supposed to happen till the 30th….)it should be back on by 9.00pm GMT+00:00
MemberLove thy Neighbour is my favourite (doubt anyone else wathces that now because of all the so called racist stuff), get some in, on the buses, bread, only fools and horses and various other old comedies
MemberIf you enjoy a game and would like to play through it again, do it and get your platinum! if you find it boring/repetetive dont bother.. tthats what i believ anyway i like getting trophies but im not gonna dedicate my gaming life for one trophy unless i can get it easy or if getting is quite fun
MemberActually if you read that last bullet point on the link i gave it says they plan on having open/closed BETAs but wikipedia is always getting edited and changed (i was once tempted to edit a percific page, Lionel Richie`s, and say he had a long lost brother called Meballsaar but it would be called `vandalism`…….) after all wikipedia once said that driver 5 was coming May 31 2009!
MemberI`m way behind 🙁 i only passed the 500 trophy mark two days ago (on BF:BC become 1st in an online match)
Memberhmm im looking for that info, just keep checking the zipper site until MAG goes on it
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