Total Trophies: 17PAIN is much more than a game, it is a creative, user-driven comedic experience that presents players with the unique opportunity to control and capture the irreverent style of humor found in slapstick movies and online video clips. The game boldly tackles a rarely explored area of video-gaming: comedy.
Trophies:
Dude Abides
Use “The Dude” to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
D-Town Destruction
Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath
Pain in the Park
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours
Combo Mambo
Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition
Horsin’ a Clown
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
Glutton
Make 30 “Eat It!” shots in “Call da Shot”
Constipated
Get 100 Strikes in Bowling
Pain and Mane
Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse
Attention Spam
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
Grenade-a-Maid
Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character
Harder Dick’s Balls
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
Rodeo Clown
Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
Ninja pwn
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode
2 Mill Club
Get “Pain in the Park” and “D-Town Destruction”
Trill
Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters
King of Pain
Get All Downtown Trophies plus Trill and Grenade-a-Maid
Affliction Addiction
Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown
Extra DLC Trophies:
Gettin’ Hoff
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
Street Rider
Use any Street Fighter® character to travel 2 miles while grabbing a vehicle
Buzzmonkey
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
Helmet PI
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
Camera Boom
Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
Glass Lass
Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
Blockbuster
Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower




26 Comments Received
July 31st, 2008 @7:11 am
I hear this game gets boring really quickly. I’m just wondering if anyone recommends picking it up while its 4.99 (summer special)
July 31st, 2008 @10:56 am
i had it and ur right it gets boring quickly there is only 1 map and the game modes r boring so in short its quite bad
August 4th, 2008 @7:09 pm
Its great if you have a few mates over playing multiplayer imo
August 5th, 2008 @7:37 pm
I heard rumors that the trophy system on this will be released the same day as the Amusement park update, and i have heard people say that most of the requirements will be the same as the TROPHY system inside the game PAIN
August 6th, 2008 @12:20 pm
do u guys know when this title will get the update ????
August 6th, 2008 @5:54 pm
The Amusement park update will be coming this SUMMER, so it will come out in August 7 , 14 , 21 , or 28.
These are the dates when you should check your PAIN game, or just look at the PSN store and look for the Amusment park Add-On
August 8th, 2008 @4:17 pm
Amusement Park update and trophies are coming 9-4-2008.
September 3rd, 2008 @5:07 pm
The trophies got delayed for difficultly reasons go to the pain website for full details!
http://pain.us.playstation.com/post/2008/09/That-5th-C%e2%80%a6Community.aspx
Most likely coming out next week instead!
September 11th, 2008 @1:55 pm
Trophies are FINALLY out! Amusementpark is so much fun!!
September 12th, 2008 @1:24 am
hey for the Gold trophy “king of PAIN” does it mean like in game trophies or xmb trophies??? and if it does mean in game trophies do i have to delete my pain memory so i can re get them???
September 12th, 2008 @1:52 am
and how do you get a bullseye in mime toss???
September 12th, 2008 @5:42 am
Harder Dick’s Balls
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
w/o????
September 12th, 2008 @9:18 am
pain trophies R crap
September 12th, 2008 @4:53 pm
Harder dick’s balls is impossible!! Some help movies such as the Super Stardust HD ones would be nice!
September 13th, 2008 @8:00 pm
most of the trophies dont make any sense!? like 2,000,000 score is that in total or just in one go!? and how do u open new levels?!??
September 13th, 2008 @8:16 pm
2 000 000 is in one go, and that ain’t hard at all.. Opening up new levels is explained on many website, try to goole it or just watch some vids on youtube.
September 16th, 2008 @1:02 am
There are movies on youtube that help with Harder Dick’s Balls. I used them to help me get the trophy.
September 16th, 2008 @6:46 pm
i got harder dicks balls wasnt easy at all!!! only got 3 trophies left!
September 30th, 2008 @6:07 pm
there impossible
October 6th, 2008 @9:33 am
pain sux
October 11th, 2008 @6:17 pm
this game is kinda fun but these trophies are impossible
October 13th, 2008 @2:02 am
trophies are way to hard i couldnt get 1
October 16th, 2008 @6:01 pm
been trying to get some of these recently after having the game for a long time (free dload with mgs4 bundle ps3). only have the 4 that are “easier” ie. 100 games of horse, 100 strikes. these are damn hard to get even after watching youtube videos! having most problems with scoring, i can only get up to 900,000 or so. i think i have a repetitive stress injury in my wrist from tapping X so much to get the 100 games of horse! geez
October 18th, 2008 @3:18 pm
More trophies coming with new environment !!!
November 9th, 2008 @9:51 pm
people saying the trophies are impossible aren’t getting the brilliance of such difficult trophies in a game called PAIN
that said i have only been able to get pain in the park… i have only once managed to hit 2million in paindemonium once… and i’ve gotten close but always fall short in aftermath
November 16th, 2008 @12:02 am
the street rider trophy has been taken out as street fighter characters are now not available due to legal issues
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