Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Trophies
Total Trophies: 51In Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard, videogame action hero Matt Hazard gets his chance to prove once and for all that he is the king of shooters when the new owner of mega game publisher, Marathon Megasoft, gives Matt his comeback role starring in a new title for next-gen consoles that pits him against all of his memorable foes from videogames past.
Trophies:
King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game. “You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)”
It’s HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. “Thanks for buying my game. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. –Sincerely, Matt Hazard”
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. “Hey…come back here and play!”
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. “Like I had any choice…”
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. “I don’t need a stinkin’ gun to deal with YOU!”
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. “In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife.”
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. “Not as fast as shooting…but it sure is satisfying.”
Headache
Score 20 headshots. “A shot in the head is worth two in the chest.”
Migraine
Score 50 headshots. “That’s using your head!”
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. “Don’t lose your head! Oh…too late.”
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. “Eat lead…both of you!”
Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. “Frag you.”
Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. “That was a blast!”
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. “You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?”
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. “They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun.”
Peekaboo…I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. “Zoom, pow! Right to the moon.”
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. “Sorry. Didn’t see you standing there.”
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. “The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason…”
Say “No” to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. “Look at ‘em. Just sittin’ there, bein’ all green and stuff. They were askin’ for it!”
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. “Extinguishers. They’re not just for fires anymore.”
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. “I know it’s a waste of ammo…but I LOVE that de-rez effect!”
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects. “Hey…I didn’t pay for ‘em. Why should I care?”
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. “That’s gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much.”
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. “Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name.”
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. “It’s not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!”
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying. “Eight million corpses in this level…and you’re not one of them.”
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. “Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on ‘Easy!’”
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. “Well…at least you didn’t have it set to ‘Easy…’”
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. “You’ve done this before, haven’t you?”
Multiplayer Master!
“What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…”
…Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. “Hey…aren’t they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?”
Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. “Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!”
Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. “Your present ends now.”
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. “Nice shooting! But it’s not like you’re PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more.”
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. “Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day.”
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. “Now all we need is the spaghetti…”
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. “Good for you. Coward.”
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. “Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?”
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. “From Hazard, With Love.”
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. “Your present ends now. Again.”
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. “Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?”
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter’s mansion. “I gotta get me a house like THAT!”
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. “Blaster? I hardly know ‘er!”
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. “Plasma Rifles–they’re not just for Space Marines anymore.”
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. “One-two shot right to the tenticles.”
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. “Forecast for the next level: no more clouds.”
Talk!
“What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy.”
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. “I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!”
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. “Test the grenades: check!”
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. “Like I said…”
Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. “DUDE!!!!!”
(16 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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sounds fun , wonder what this game is like….
this game sound cool very funny trophy description lol
Multiplayer Master!
“What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…”
lol at the descriptions and lol at the above. Is this a PSN game?
This looks like its an easy obtainable platinum, the only thing that could be hard is the difficulty levels.
51 trophies on a PSN game lol naaa… game looks joooke
a trophy for pausing the game………. nice
this game sounds very interesting, i have preordered it just from reading the trophy list!!
sounds cool , the videos i’ve seen actually look crap , hope its just a ‘game-being-developed’ prob…. but the humour is refreshing for a 3rd person shooter…
lol at the Monty Python reference! Now I have to get this game! Just wondering how you would go about getting that multiplayer trophy…
cant see the Python reference …… dunno ’bout the multiplayer or the Talk trophy…..
I hope the difficulty trophies are stackable.
^me too
i think ill be getting this…this game is a complete parody of all the action games..lol
The main bad guy, Wally Wellesley, is going to be voiced by the one, the only, Neil Patrick Harris!!!
Even if all the reviews say this game is crap, I’ll still have to get it, just for NPH.
To Haza12: Hell yeah! I’m with you on that one!
^ Can’t forget about Will Arnett as the voice of Matt Hazard!
Nice descriptions, but I could get some of those trophies with my eyes closed. Even a blind guy would get that Take 5. trophy…
I don’t think a blind person would buy the game…
Are you guys serious? You’ve never heard of Matt Hazard? This game is gonna be off the chain!
lmfao “I don’t think a blind guy would buy a game”
this game is a CLASSIC remade if you guys dnt know !
who’s matt hazard ???
silver 4 watching the damn credits. ????
i would rather go and eat my pencil
Anyone beat ALTOS TRATUS? I am stuck…got any tips?
Nevermind, beat him….playing the final boss right now…..
lol at Altos Tratus..a complete parody of Final Fantasy plus the battle system too..
This looks really fun to me, and fun trophies. Can someone that has the game tell me if it’s really fun? Is it a good experience and is it intence, does it keep you playing? I don’t want dull shooters.
So after reading the comments and seeing the list I decided to go rent it and just try to bust it out for the trophies. Well I started that last night and have about 10 hours in (1st playthrough) and I’m working on the last level now with nearly all the trophies- will just have to re-play to “pass a level without dying. As far as getting it goes, I can’t say I’d recommend buying it but its definitely worth a rent.
Does anyone know if you get the “Hazard Master” for doing like I did and playing through on normal but started the final level, quit and restarted on “Maximum Hazard” difficulty and am playing through the final level on that??
PS to Weav S X X- I’d say it is fun and a good experience- especially if you’re an older gamer and have been playing games for quite some time- its basically like a game version of “Scary Movie”- doing parodies of video games. Like I said above- worth every penny of a rental fee, I wouldn’t say it was worth $50 though because once you’re done playing through and getting the trophies I wouldn’t say I’d be dying to play it again- the last level on Max Hazard really takes it out of you!!
lol this game is hilarious. I’ve beaten it on the easiest difficulty and will now be replaying on the hardest difficulty (hoping that it will give me the medium difficulty trophy as well rather than playing it through 3 times).
anyone have tips on how to get the “Bedlam Basher” and “Observe the Grenade” trophies?? I can never get behind the Bandit and I can never get the 3 testers to be within close proximity at one time.
Thanks!
By the way… what I discussed 2 posts up DOES NOT WORK!! It just gave me credit for the playthrough on easy. I spent FOREVER making it through the last level on Maximum Hazard (ps don’t hit RESTART especially when you’re on the last room like I was as instead of re-starting the checkpoint, it restarts the ENTIRE LEVEL).
Anyway, I wasted a bunch of time and now have to playthrough on Maximum to get my last 2 trophies… Here’s to it giving it to me when I’m done with Level 7 but somehow I doubt that..
I beaten and have recieved all the trophies except for “Bedlam Basher” and “Observe the Grenade”. Anybody have any tips the easiest way to get these trophies?
Nvm the above… just got the platinum. I will say this, those two trophies were the hardest to get.
this game is so easy for trophies i spent half a day on it and i now have 65% just have the maximum hazard trophy and a few others then the platinum is mine !
how do i get the multiplayer trophy and there is no multiplayer???? please help me
@micko-89
You just finish the game and it just gives it to you.
anyone have any tips on beating ALTOS TRATUS. I’ve died a bunch of times trying to beat him and it’s getting annoying. I got through the first phase but can’t get through the second playing on major hazard
Couldn’t beat Altos Tratus, got real annoyed, got what trophies I could and sent this back to Gamefly
hello everyone do u know how to get trophy “say no to pots” any idea? please help me
go to the 2nd level. the butcher house level. and the room u start in has around 6 pots i think. just shoot all the pots then get killed. keep doing that till you get the trophy
this game is awesome i got over 50% in 8 hours yesterday cant wait to go home and continue!
this game is shit i got platinum anyway lol it was my 11th platinum
just unload all your bullets on altos tratus and dont bother with the men.. hes the easiest boss
i have been playing ps3 almost every day for the last month – i love the whole trophy business – makes it more fun to play – but non of my friends have ps3 and that is a bit sad – i would like to have some ps3 friends so it’s more “social”
sounds a bit pathetic to ask for friends but when you have somthing in common then it’s always fun please add – my ID “Lefalaja”
sure dude, ill add you later if you want, but gota to to work atm. i may look into this game. need another plat.. its been a while. lol. game looks kinda pants, but these trophies make it look more fun.
Lol, I saw this game for 20$. Didnt buy it. I laughed soo much while reading the trophies, so now I just might buy it. So I am asking everyone…Is it worth 20$?
Thanks!