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September 16, 2010 at 2:13 am #66566

RKF95
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Take off my clothes and I…

September 16, 2010 at 4:58 am #66567

jenkem_addict88
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did even tho my weiner was still shriveled up inside me. I ran out of the room crying, sold my camel to traveling gypsy, and hitched a cab out of there. the cabby asked me why i couldnt stop weeping, so i showed him my pitiful hiding wee wee. He grew scared and kicked me out of the cab in the middle of the road. Still weeping uncontrollably, I…..

September 16, 2010 at 6:10 am #66568

dizzel22
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Began looking for hookers to unshrivel my pitiful hiding wee wee. I found an extremely overwieght hooker and said “I…….

September 16, 2010 at 7:05 am #66569

pobert06
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hate you if you have a bigger wiener than me.” Then she said…

September 16, 2010 at 9:49 am #66570

tommyflop
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“Boy, each one of my nipples is bigger than that teeny little maggot! Here take this, this'll make it grow”, and she handed of a .. .. ..

September 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm #66571

Rangefinder FX
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…AK47 Rifle as i gripped the sacred weapon my testosterone levels grew but that wasnt the only thing I thought to myself what things i could do with the gun but as i only had onbe round on me i decided to……

September 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm #66578

Antony19
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relax and drink some piss

September 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm #66580

Knoxie
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which once again shriveled up my pitiful wee wee 🙁 so i decided to use the AK47 and..

September 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm #66583

Antony19
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And go kill General Sheperd

September 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm #66586

Gashead-64
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after this I went back to play on my now fixed ps3, whilst playing fifa…

September 16, 2010 at 6:54 pm #66587

Doc-B
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I remembered that football = fail and that i seriously had to address my fixation with drinking piss… I went to my local 'piss drinkers anonymous' meeting and it was there i met an old friend, someone i hadn't seen in a while, it was…

September 16, 2010 at 7:58 pm #66592

jenkem_addict88
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Louie Anderson. Back in the day he used to piss in his own mouth and then gleek it into mine through the huge gap in his front teeth. i was overwhelmed by a flood of emotions and passed out. I woke up…

September 16, 2010 at 9:35 pm #66599

tommyflop
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Sweating bullets, my head had been shaved and “PISS DRINKER” tatooed on my forehead, “SH1T!” i thought, “how can i cover that up?” i searched around for a while and found a ……

September 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm #65506

bubblefish67
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A camel skin headband shop. My that was close one i would have looked awfully sill walking round with PISS DRINKER tattoed acroos my forehead. I approached the familiar looking shopkeeper…

September 16, 2010 at 10:42 pm #65507

Gashead-64
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Doc-B said:

I remembered that football = fail and that i seriously had to address my fixation with drinking piss… I went to my local 'piss drinkers anonymous' meeting and it was there i met an old friend, someone i hadn't seen in a while, it was…

Stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, it was the nurse, I asked to buy it. She said ” OK, but only if u…
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