Game: Yo Mamma

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April 25, 2009 at 11:57 pm #14001

Ratchet525
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The rules of this game are pretty simple (most of you know them). Just make fun of the other person mom. You must 2 insults. I start off and it continues (like the facts game).

1. Yo mamma so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

2. You mamma so fat that when she wore a red dress kids started shouting out “Hey Kool-aid!”

April 26, 2009 at 12:15 am #23817

Miiiitch
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lol i like this

1. Yo mamma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles

2. yo mamma is so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R2 (D2)

April 26, 2009 at 12:29 am #23820

parnakas
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This one is EXCLUSIVELY for ratchet525:

your momma is cool…..at the library HAHAHAHAHA

April 26, 2009 at 12:41 am #23822

Ratchet525
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parnakas said:

This one is EXCLUSIVELY for ratchet525:

your momma is cool…..at the library HAHAHAHAHA

…..i hate you so so much right now

April 26, 2009 at 12:43 am #23823

kingawol
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Miiiitch said:

lol i like this

1. Yo mamma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles

2. yo mamma is so stupid she spent all day saying am not to R2 (D2)

yo mamma so stupid she went to bangkok to get a Ty fighter

(love that robot chicken star wars scene…lol

April 26, 2009 at 12:48 am #23825

KILLER369
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yo mammas ass soo they renamed it the universe.

yo mamma so dum n fat she thought 2 girls 1 cup was a advert for chocolate ice cream

April 26, 2009 at 12:49 am #23826

KILLER369
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lemmy correct tht frst 1.

yo mammas ass soo big they renamed it the universe.

April 26, 2009 at 1:08 am #23831

iiDiNkStErR
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yo mamma so fat i tried drivin round her, n ran outta gas!

yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow n skittles came out !!! 😀

April 26, 2009 at 1:35 am #23833

Knoxie
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yo mammas so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

yo mammas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

& a pointless 1 🙂

Its a well known fact that Americans love 'yo mamma' jokes and 90% of them begin “yo mammas so fat …”

Proof that Americans do understand irony.

April 26, 2009 at 1:56 am #23834

P0kenny
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Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought you had to take a pensil to bed to draw the cirtans,

Yo Mamma is so fat a sienctist thought she was a planet.

April 26, 2009 at 5:07 am #23839

assassinghost9
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yo mamma jokes lol a game hahahahahaha

1.yo mamma is so stupit she played gta4 an thought america next top hooker was a game all hoe”s can play

2.yo mamma is so stupit when she see 50 cents she ask for its handcock

psn assassinghost9

April 26, 2009 at 6:18 am #23840

gamer47
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Haha… this forum is an excuse to act 6 years old again.

1. Yo' momma's so fat she uses Mexico, the entire country, as her tanning bed.

2. Yo' momma's so fat she uses a paint roller to apply her lipstick.

April 26, 2009 at 6:28 am #23841

Ratchet525
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yo mamma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved.

yo mamma so fat that when she stood on the weight scale it said “to be continued”

April 26, 2009 at 8:15 am #23842

kingofgames73
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Yo mommmas so stupid if she were a dog she’d walk backwards, meow, and wag her head
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”

April 26, 2009 at 10:49 am #23843

lynx_450
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yo mommas so hairy the only lanuage she speaks is wookie
yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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